This is your captain streaking

punch line

the last line of a joke or funny story that gives it its point
with flying colours
if you pass a test with flying colours, you are very successful in it
nemesis
weigh in phr v
to have your weight measured before taking part in a competition
If you eke out something, you make your supply of it last as long as possible.
rife with sth
full of something bad or unpleasant

a taxi driver who didn't have Mace handy when he was attacked by a knife-wielding passenger instead disarmed the man with a can of aerosol deodorant.
Mace n [U] trademark
a chemical which makes your eyes and skin sting painfully. Police officers sometimes carry Mace in cans to defend themselves.

o·gle /ˈəugəl US ˈou-/ v [I and T]
to look at someone in a way that shows you think they are sexually attractive - used in order to show disapproval

This is your captain streaking
video shows staff sans clothes
sans---without - usually used humorously

If a judge throws out a case, he or she rejects it and the accused person does not have to stand trial.