This blows.

embolism  /ˈembəlɪzəm/ n [C]
medical something such as a hard mass of blood or a small amount of air that blocks a tube carrying blood through the body

bunk ²  

bunk² also bunk down v [I] informal
to sleep somewhere, especially in someone else's house
　You can bunk down on the sofa for tonight.

Bunk up

WASTE MONEY】 [T] informal
to spend a lot of money in a careless way, especially on one thing
　I blew all the money I won on a trip to Hawaii.

This blows.----This sucks.

I was thinking about how I’m always seeing girls on top of girls…

When they wanted you in your father’s business, did you cave?-----surrender

Don’t you dare bail on me? ---betray
Wendy bailed.(Wendy 本來答應要來，但她現在說不能來了)

slather  

to cover something with a thick layer of a soft substance

she wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off.

These people would scooch down.

Scooch ---- move over