很好笑的回文

今天我看到二則回文蠻好笑的貼上來，和大家一起分享。

I'm getting sick of relatives whining about news media portraying their sons/daughters as gangsters. Hey, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck!
對於那些抱怨新聞把他們的小孩描述成幫派份子的家長、親戚，我越來越受不了。
你知道嗎?如果一隻動物走路像一隻鴨子; 叫聲聽起來也像一隻鴨子;那麼這隻動物真的很可能是一隻鴨子。(我覺得超好笑的，超經典的，可惜，我翻得不好)


As I read about the RCMP testimony every day it is beginning to resemble what could only be described as the limbo dance. Every day the bar goes lower and lower as RCMP credibility sinks.
當我每天讀到有關加拿大皇家警騎的證詞，我真的覺得，這個事件越來越像跳凌波舞; 每一天，這竿子越降越降低，就好像他們的信用一樣。
(PS。因為我每天都有上加拿大的cbc網站追蹤他們的新聞，所以，對我來說，i這整個事件就好像連續劇一樣，每天都有新的發展，高潮迭起)
Mountie who stunned Dziekanski denies panicking or covering up
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/03/03/bc-taser-inquiry-millington.html